Top 5 Books I Regret Reading

Sometimes you have to read some frogs in order to appreciate the princes.

  1. Twilight SagaStephanie Meyer

I know a lot of people enjoyed this book series and I understand the appeal. The books 4690399_origexplore a lot of insecurities teenagers’ experience: loneliness, depression, feeling left out, lacking acceptance, feeling adrift, and lacking a sense of direction. These are all valid emotional plot drivers and the narrative handles the issues pretty well. My problem is with the vampire, werewolf, and depressed teenager love triangle. Bella has very few redeeming characteristics and spends most of the time moping after Edward. She is a horrible heroine and I could not connect with her.  And apparently her only love interests are a vampire and a werewolf. My biggest question is: why would a hundred something year old vampire fall for a depressed teenage girl? When did vampires become romantic leads anyways? I much preferred it when vampires were the villains and stalked everyone. Not light up like a Christmas tree in the middle of the afternoon.  Also, who wants Edward and Jacob when Emmett is hanging around? I was just a little too cynical and over lovesick vampires to fully appreciate this series in all its teenage melodramatic glory. Meyer has some genuine writing ability; The Host was actually quite good. However, I do not think the Twilight Saga is an adequate representation of Meyer’s writing potential.

Twilight, Brown Books for Young Readers, 2011, ISBN 9780316015844

  1. NextMichael Crichton

Next is a techno-thriller novel and the last to be published during Crichton’s lifetime. The nacartel_next_michael_crichton_0201_01rrative is set in the present day where the government and private corporations spend billions of dollars on genetic research. Unlike most of Crichton’s previous novels, this one follows multiple points-of-views and character storylines. Most of the development follows transgenic animals and the quest to survive in a world ruled by genetic research. Crichton wrote some iconic novels: Jurassic Park, Prey, State of Fear, The Andromeda Strain, and Congo. Unfortunately, Next does not fall into this category. The narrative is all over the place and full of unnecessary curse words. There is no main character, instead it is just a collection of semi-related vignettes. The narrative arc lacks the cohesiveness of Crichton’s other novels, which is a shame because the plot is intriguing. Next would have been a superb book if Crichton had picked one character/scenario and fully developed that story. Instead, Next is a bizarre mishmash of narrative arcs and is nearly unreadable.

Next, Harper, reprint, 2008, ISBN 9780060873165

  1. The Last Mortal ManSyne Mitchell

I picked this book up after finding it wedged between some other novels at the libr1155099ary. The back cover blurb seemed intriguing, so I decided to give it a try. While the plot sounded good, the execution is extremely flat. This book was supposed to be the first in a proposed trilogy, but sluggish sales nixed that plan. Sometime in the twenty-fourth century, nano-biology has radically changed the face of humanity.  Entrepreneur Lucius Sterling created a trillion-dollar empire that has overcome the world’s greatest problems: poverty, disease, war, and death. But someone has developed a new technology that unravels the foundation of nano-biology; the survival of manipulated humanity is at stake. Only Sterling’s estranged grandson, Jack, can stop the destruction. The story had a lot of potential, but Mitchell focuses almost exclusively on fast-paced action. There are a lot of cliffhangers and some hard science-fiction speculation about future worlds. But the characterization is horrific, there is not a single likable character. I barely finished the book, the story really drags. Mitchell excels at writing action sequences, they are quite superb. However, her story lacks emotional connection and dramatic timing. The book is 448 pages of wasted potential.

The Last Mortal Man, Roc, 2006, ISBN 9780451460943

  1. Madame BovaryGustave Flaubert

I had to read this book for a humanities class I took in College. If I had not been forced tMadame_Bovary_Lydia_Daviso read it, I never would have. I am still not sure what the point of the book is, other than to hopelessly confuse and depress the reader.  The story focuses on a doctor’s wife, Emma Bovary, who conducts adulterous affairs and lives beyond her means. She does all this in order to escape from the banalities and self-imposed emptiness of her country village life. The plot is quite simple and the characters are all unlikable. According to my professor, the art of the story lies in the description and detailed patterns hidden within the narrative. I still have no idea what patterns he was talking about. This is one of those books everyone says is revolutionary and a masterpiece of realism. I found the narrative overly tedious and incredibly boring. Emma spends the entire novel feeling sorry for herself and wallowing in self-pity. The critics and I must have read very different books, or I just lack the cynical literary perspective needed to appreciate overly wrought pieces of banality.  In other words, I really dislike this novel.

Madame Bovary, Penguin Classics, reprint, 2011, ISBN 9780143106494

  1. SnowOrhan Pamuk

This was also another assigned reading from my freshman literature apprec6a00d83451bcff69e200e54f696c718834-640wiiation class. I was highly appreciative when the class ended. My professor was passionate about postmodernism and depressing literature. I am still confused about the plot of this book; I just remember that everyone seems to be dead by the end. Originally published in Turkish in 2002, Snow was translated into English by Maureen Freely and published in 2004. The story discusses the political and cultural tensions of modern Turkey and uses humor, social commentary, and mysticism to explain the motivation of the characters. I think some important nuance was lost in translation. My four biggest problems with the story are: 1) the writer made himself a character, 2) the main character falls in love with every woman he encounters, 3) the story lacks cohesion, things just happen with no setup or explanation, and 4) the author never explains the driving motivation behind the protagonists and antagonists actions. Maybe I did not grasp these motivations because I am not familiar with the societal drivers in Turkey. Also, I am not overly fond of books where the author sacrifices characterization in order to philosophize.

Snow, Vintage, 2005, ISBN 9780375706868

3 Comments on “Top 5 Books I Regret Reading

  1. This is such a good idea for a post! I am with you on Madame Bovary. I gave up half way through. As for Twilight – I agree with everything you say. Bella is a horrible heroine and I am horrified that millions of girls look up to her. That said, I devoured those books and totally do not regret having read them. I just wish I hadn’t *enjoyed* them so much.

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    • I know, sometimes the bad books are incredibly addictive. With Twilight, I found myself anticipating the next book just to see if it was as bad as the previous one.

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